Vtipne casti zdrojovych kodov – Offtopic – Fórum – Programujte.com

Sem mozte napisat akekolvek casti textu ktore ste videli v zdrojovych kodoch a zdali sa vam vtipne.
Tak zacnem, nejake vlastne:

//PER PIXEL LIGHTNING is a nice way of showing user that his GPU sucks
a nasledoval konfig PPL

IrrlichtDevice *device =
createDevice(driverType, dimension2d<u32>(1024, 768), 16, true, true, true, 0);//fullscreen, shadows, some kind of sync, unknown value

E_DRIVER_TYPE driverType = EDT_OPENGL;//default is opengl - any problems?

const float pi = 22.0/7.0; //pretty useful, you know?

A nieco co som videl:
using namespace std; //so sue me!

#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN

"A rather dated error message from a homebrew mainframe accounting system:
"Out of memory. Call John M_____ at x555, and tell him to order another 16K.""


A sponinam si na jeden textovy subor v Half-Life s nazvom violence.cfg(v preklade nasilie.cfg). Bol v nom len jeden riadok: What the hell are you looking for here?

vtipnej je taky jeden program co vyhral soutez v zatemnovani v C...

entity: Hezké:)

Me dostalo toto :D

http://zaachi.blog.zive.cz/2008/08/vtipne-komentare-zdrojoveho-kodu/

To dannyk : tie su tiez dobre :D

garret@sol:~$ grep -r fuck linux-2.6.31.6/
linux-2.6.31.6/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl: If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
linux-2.6.31.6/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
linux-2.6.31.6/fs/xfs/xfs_btree.h: case XFS_BTNUM_MAX: ASSERT(0); /* fucking gcc */ ; break; \
linux-2.6.31.6/fs/notify/inotify/inotify_user.c: * fucked up somewhere. */
linux-2.6.31.6/net/ipv4/netfilter/nf_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/watchdog/shwdt.c: * brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further..
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c: registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/media/video/bt819.c: BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/ide/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
linux-2.6.31.6/sound/oss/opl3.c: * What the fuck is going on here? We leave junk in the beginning
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c: * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/m68k/include/asm/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors -- don't fuck with this */
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/sparc/include/asm/system_64.h: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/* Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same! */
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.

garret@sol:~$ grep -r shit linux-2.6.31.6/
linux-2.6.31.6/Documentation/ManagementStyle:And people will even see that as true leadership (*cough* bullshit
linux-2.6.31.6/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-hacking.tmpl: * give up. I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
linux-2.6.31.6/fs/isofs/inode.c: * Some dipshit decided to store some other bit of information
linux-2.6.31.6/fs/jffs2/dir.c: /* Oh shit. We really ought to make a single node which can do both atomically */
linux-2.6.31.6/fs/notify/fsnotify.c: /* shit, we OOM'd and now we can't tell, maybe
linux-2.6.31.6/net/ipv4/tcp_input.c: * all the algo is pure shit and should be replaced
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/staging/slicoss/slicoss.c: u32 c; /* CRC shit reg */
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/staging/slicoss/slicoss.c: we wouldn't need this shit
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/video/aty/radeon_pm.c: /* Hrm... same shit, X doesn't do that but I have to */
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/net/declance.c: * v0.007: Big shit. The LANCE seems to use a different DMA mechanism to
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/net/wireless/iwlwifi/iwl3945-base.c: /* all this shit doesn't belong into sysfs anyway */
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.c: if (qpti->clock == 0) /* bullshit */
linux-2.6.31.6/drivers/block/ub.c: * This is typically ENOMEM or some other such shit.
linux-2.6.31.6/sound/oss/uart6850.c: * Status: Testing required (no shit -jgarzik)
linux-2.6.31.6/sound/pci/ac97/ac97_patch.c: * shit may happen.
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/mips/kernel/genex.S: * Big shit, we now may have two dirty primary cache lines for the same
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/mips/include/asm/mipsprom.h:/* More PROM shit. Probably has to do with VME RMW cycles??? */
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/sparc/kernel/pcic.c: * to shit into regions like that.
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c: * this shit off... nice job Fujitsu.
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/sparc/mm/ultra.S: * in Microelectronics who refused to fix this shit.
linux-2.6.31.6/arch/x86/kernel/visws_quirks.c: * What lunatic came up with this shit?